This past monday I had visited Key West. Key West is such a lovely place where I see all my sexual fantasies and evil traps come to life. My family and I went to an elegant place called Sloppy Joe's around 12:00pm for lunch. Thats where I met Hemingway. He's a very eloquent writer and I find a lot of my inspiration to travel and write from him. He is also so handsome and manly but he has a wife that I can not seem to get rid of. I know he doesn't love her as much as he lust's for me. I walked into Sloppy Joe's expecting him there. I wore one of my less conservative dresses to provoke Mr. Hemingway. Surely my plan worked and lets just say that we progressed from there.
